Hungry for salad

DEAR PETEY: I used to get salad but now I can’t because I’m too embarrassed to go and sign up for one.

-HUNGRY FOR SALAD

DEAR HUNGRY: Hmm…perhaps have a friend sign up for you? Possibly you could look ahead at the schedule and sign up ahead of time? Maybe boycott the salads until it is realized we don’t need to have accountability for what we eat for lunch? Or you could just ask to bring back salad bar?…no, that’s too convenient. Well for now, you’ll have to just walk down there and sign up. Sorry.

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