Petey the Pirate, Staff Writer
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Anne Tellope
Dear Petey, I am involved in a lot of extracurriculars and it is sometimes difficult to get all of my homework done because being in an extracurricular is a big commitment. How can I delegate my time to get good grades while still having fun and getting enough sleep? -Anne Tellope Dear Anne Tellope, Being in multiple extracurriculars and balancing school can be a tough thing to do. Ther...
Stressed out freshman
Dear Petey, I'm very stressed out from all the stuff I have to do. I missed a few days of school and I'm falling behind and I have so much work it's making me stressed. I have to work, play football, do stuff at home, and somehow I need to do all of this. I also am very badly organized. Do you have any advice for me about this? From, A stressed out freshman Dear A stressed out freshman, That sounds...
An avid Tik Toker
Hey Petey, I’ve been wondering this for a while, So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time I’ve been a bad boy and it’s plain to see So why do good girls fall in love with me? Sincerely, -An avid Tik Toker Dear An avid Tik Toker, Good girls fall in love with you because good girls fall in love with bad guys, and you just happen to be a ba...
Trash Pandas take over
DEAR PETEY: First off, I would like to remind you that this is COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL. PLEASE DON’T USE MY NAME OR IDENTITY AT ALL. So about two weeks ago I let a baby raccoon into my house. He was cold and needed a place to stay. It turned out it was really just a miniature adult raccoon helping his friends in a convoluted scheme. You know, like in that Marlon Wayans movie, Little Man? Anywa...
Depression in Freshman Hall
Dear Petey, I only like to listen to My Chemical Romance and Panic! at The Disco and not do my homework, please help! -Depression in Freshman Hall Dear Depression in Freshmen Hall, Those are two very good bands, I'm actually fond of them myself. Try listening to music while doing your homework. It will help you concentrate and listen to your favorite music! Good luck, you got this! -P...
Hungry for salad
DEAR PETEY: I used to get salad but now I can’t because I’m too embarrassed to go and sign up for one. -HUNGRY FOR SALAD DEAR HUNGRY: Hmm...perhaps have a friend sign up for you? Possibly you could look ahead at the schedule and sign up ahead of time? Maybe boycott the salads until it is realized we don’t need to have accountability for what we eat for lunch? Or you could just ask to bring...
Misunderstood and Mislabeled
Dear Petey, So someone in high school is falsely claiming me as gay. It is really annoying and its bugging me. It is not that gay has anything wrong with it but false claiming people is just an act of bullying. Sincerely, Misunderstood Dear Misunderstood, That is a very heavy rumor to be spreading around. I am so sorry to hear this and hope you are all right. Do not think that...
Overworked
Dear Petey, I am extremely unhappy with the fact that I have so many extracurriculars and schoolwork to do, do you have any tips for me? Sincerely, Overworked Dear Overworked, There aren't many things to do in your unfortunate situation. You have the option of dropping one of the activities, which is not ideal to some people. Or you will have to do what so many high schoolers...
C. Parkey
Dear Petey, How do you deal with an entire NFL franchise hating you so much, that you can’t open the door to get the morning paper without security? Sincerely, C. Parkey Dear C. Parkey, I did expect an email from you C. Parkey. Well for starters I suggest working on you're field goals, you missed 10 field goals on the season. I am, however, impressed that you carried yourself so well....
Bored at Home
Dear Petey, I am having such a wonderful time at home on my free skip day, while my peers are safely attending school. I am thankful that everyone at school is safe and I am just as safe at home, and that I can do whatever I want, including playing Mario. Anyway, what’s up? Sincerely, Bored at home Dear Bored - Nothing much. But maybe you should consider that the school board...
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