C. Parkey

Dear Petey,

How do you deal with an entire NFL franchise hating you so much, that you can’t open the door to get the morning paper without security?

Sincerely,
C. Parkey

Dear C. Parkey,

I did expect an email from you C. Parkey. Well for starters I suggest working on you’re field goals, you missed 10 field goals on the season. I am, however, impressed that you carried yourself so well. You managed to speak with reporters and pinned the blame and no one other than yourself. You kept your head high and relied on your teammates to help you cope with the fact that you cost a whole city a playoff run. I wish you the best of luck and am certainly proud of you C. Parkey.

Petey the Pirate